Monthly Archives: March 2016
Carbaryl Shakes and Wasp Napalm
With the ‘Ride of the Valkyries’ in his ears I guess, my brother lit the petrol much quicker than any of us expected and the air just supanoved, exploded in front of us. An overflowing swimming pool of molten honeyed … Continue reading
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Scrawns or Meow See Tongue (Mao Tse Tung)
All creatures great and small, two-legged and four-legged, running away from someone or something, tended to end up as flotsam and jetsam washed up against the gashed rock hills and errant bush that formed the city limits where I grew … Continue reading
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Wax Toilet Paper or Waxing Lyrical
The last time I encountered wax toilet paper was probably 20 years ago and I ain’t never going back, you hear me…I ain’t never going back. What was that you said? I said I’m never going back! For some reason known only … Continue reading
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